So for some reason, I’ve lately found myself contemplating disasters a lot, and wondering if perhaps I should put together some kind of a survival checklist (you know, between watching reruns of Seinfeld and making runs to Taco Bell)
I don’t know if its because of all these disaster, invasion, and disease outbreak movies I’ve been watching (Contagion will make you want to NEVER leave your house!), but for some reason, I have this bug to learn about survival. To get myself ready to kick ass after the apocalypse wipes out all of the normal people out there – leaving nothing but criminals and Mormons.
So I spent some time digging around on the interweb and discovered a site that puts together a Survival Gear Checklist. Check it out for yourself. You might find something that will save your sorry-ass life. Or maybe not. I can’t really tell. You are, after all, a total idiot – you would probably find some way to kick the bucket if Chuck Norris was your personal body guard! Probably for the best, I guess – we don’t need YOU procreating in the “new world”!
Forget it – you won’t survive the apocalypse. But I will, because I’m a mushroom cloud laying mother trucker, mother trucker!
Anyway, those were my thoughts for today. Go watch “2012″ a few times, decide if you want to live or to push daisies, and then check out this Survival Gear Checklist.
Oh, and while you are at it, here’s a good survival guide you might like. Or…maybe not. I’ll need someone to clean my pool when I’m the Anarchy King of the Apocalypse.
On second thought, don’t read that survival book…I’ll need stable boys and serving wenches after the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
Carry on and sally forth…
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